1 00:00:11,980 --> 00:00:16,580 I bet we've been together for a million years. 2 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:21,660 And I bet we'll be together for a million more. 3 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:27,440 Oh, it's like I started breathing on the night we did. 4 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:32,940 And I can't remember what I ever did before. 5 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:38,060 What would we do, baby, without us? 6 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:40,940 What would we do? 7 00:01:05,739 --> 00:01:08,540 I can't believe I lied to the FBI. 8 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:11,010 I'm afraid we can all say the same thing. 9 00:01:11,350 --> 00:01:13,730 Not me. I had my fingers crossed. 10 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:17,430 I'm sure the court will take that into consideration. 11 00:01:19,050 --> 00:01:23,110 Look, let's try and examine this logically. If Uncle Ned is innocent, 12 00:01:23,110 --> 00:01:25,190 really didn't do anything wrong by lying to the FBI. 13 00:01:25,590 --> 00:01:28,450 And if he's guilty, then we're harboring a criminal and we'll all go to jail. 14 00:01:30,770 --> 00:01:31,830 Let me start again. 15 00:01:33,490 --> 00:01:35,350 Probably should have told the FBI the truth. 16 00:01:36,490 --> 00:01:39,990 you did the right thing. Uncle Ned's your brother. You had to protect him. 17 00:01:40,770 --> 00:01:46,350 Now, if the FBI were looking for Alex, I'm sure I would... Sorry, bad example. 18 00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:50,270 Hi, guys. Sorry I missed dinner. 19 00:01:50,650 --> 00:01:52,450 How'd it go? Did Jennifer eat all the vegetables? 20 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:55,750 Ned, uh, the man who was here before was an FBI agent. 21 00:01:56,730 --> 00:02:03,090 Darn it! And I missed him? I'm always... He, um, he said you embezzled four and 22 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:05,210 a half million dollars from the Cintram Corporation. 23 00:02:06,350 --> 00:02:07,570 Wow, that's a lot of money. 24 00:02:09,949 --> 00:02:11,670 Matt, I think maybe we should talk. 25 00:02:12,390 --> 00:02:13,750 Yeah, I think so, too. 26 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:21,010 Uh, kids, why don't you go on up to bed now? 27 00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:22,510 I just got my second wind. 28 00:02:24,470 --> 00:02:25,470 Go on. 29 00:02:25,610 --> 00:02:26,610 Let's go. 30 00:02:26,770 --> 00:02:30,530 Okay, I don't want to be in trouble with the FBI and Mom and Dad. 31 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:33,010 I'd like to stay if it's okay. 32 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,860 That's a good idea. I think Alex should hear this, too. 33 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,140 So what did you say to the FBI guy? 34 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,480 We told him we hadn't seen you. We didn't know where you were. 35 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:46,100 I appreciate that you gave me the benefit of the doubt. We only lied 36 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,680 knew you wouldn't do something like that. 37 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:50,120 Thanks. Did you steal the money, Ned? Yes. 38 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:52,800 Are you crazy? 39 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,620 Have you absolutely gone out of your mind? 40 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:59,300 You have to understand, I didn't steal that money for myself. 41 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,280 I stole it for those 1 ,800 people who were going to lose their jobs. 42 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:06,160 What were you going to do, send them each 100 ,000 bucks for Christmas? 43 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:12,200 I felt as though I had to do something to try to stop this merger. So before I 44 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:18,520 left, I took the Hemsdale portfolio, all the corporate records and $4 .5 million 45 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,880 in assets, and I hid it. 46 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,380 You hid it? Where? 47 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,680 In the computer. 48 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:28,040 Nowadays, the records, all the money, everything is stored on computer disks. 49 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:32,580 simply open up an account in my own name with an access code that only I know, 50 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:35,180 and I transfer the Hemsdale portfolio into it. 51 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,500 This way, that merger cannot go through. 52 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:42,780 Ned, I respect you quitting the job, but stealing the money and the records is 53 00:03:42,780 --> 00:03:43,780 downright stupid. 54 00:03:43,940 --> 00:03:47,980 And whether that money is stuffed in a computer or in a suitcase, it's still 55 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:48,980 stealing. 56 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,960 I was under the impression that you guys once took a stand against things like 57 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:55,060 injustice and blind corporate greed. 58 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:56,600 We didn't break the law, Ned. 59 00:03:57,020 --> 00:04:00,720 Oh, no? Why were you in jail during the Democratic Convention of 68? You 60 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:01,880 couldn't get a hotel room? 61 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:04,480 It's not the same thing. 62 00:04:04,780 --> 00:04:07,880 Of course it's the same thing. It was just fashionable when you did it. 63 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:12,900 Look, you guys took your stand in the 60s, and I respect you for it. Two days 64 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:17,640 ago, I was on the verge of seeing my work, my education, my entire life up to 65 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:21,339 this point come to harvest in the senseless firing of 1 ,800 people. 66 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,500 And I took my stand, damn it. 67 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,880 You don't have to worry. I won't involve you in this anymore. I'll be gone in 68 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:29,880 the morning. 69 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:38,650 Hey. Oh, hi. 70 00:04:39,870 --> 00:04:42,570 I stopped by your room to talk. You weren't there. 71 00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:43,870 I was here. 72 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:44,950 So I see. 73 00:04:47,690 --> 00:04:49,150 You were pretty quiet earlier. 74 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,550 How could you do it, Uncle Ned? 75 00:04:52,150 --> 00:04:54,330 There was no other way to save those jobs. 76 00:04:54,690 --> 00:04:58,110 There had to be another way. Maybe you could have done something to create new 77 00:04:58,110 --> 00:04:59,290 jobs for those people. 78 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:00,669 Like what? 79 00:05:00,670 --> 00:05:04,150 I don't know. Maybe you could have hired them to help out around your apartment, 80 00:05:04,290 --> 00:05:05,550 clean up, stuff like that. 81 00:05:06,970 --> 00:05:07,970 1 ,800 people? 82 00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:11,310 They could take shifts, 600 at a time. 83 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:15,070 Alex, I think you're missing the point here. 84 00:05:15,330 --> 00:05:18,530 I don't understand, Uncle Ned. I thought you loved the business world. 85 00:05:18,830 --> 00:05:20,830 It's exciting, right? Isn't it exciting? 86 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:24,310 Knowing when to buy short and when to sell long. 87 00:05:24,690 --> 00:05:27,730 When to play hardball and when to use soft soap. 88 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:30,710 When to lick your wounds and when to bite your bullet. 89 00:05:32,730 --> 00:05:35,290 Usually you lick your wounds after you bite your bullet. 90 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:39,160 this stuff. 91 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:44,680 Alex, I admit it was very exciting, but in the final analysis, I just didn't 92 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:49,260 have the stomach for it. I began to realize there is something very wrong 93 00:05:49,260 --> 00:05:50,780 into the whole corporate structure. 94 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:52,540 Bite your tongue. 95 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:59,160 The survival of a corporation hinges on one thing, its ability to increase 96 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:03,540 profits. You know that. If little trivial things like ethics and concern 97 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:05,340 public good get in the way, they get pushed aside. 98 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:06,780 Uncle Ned. 99 00:06:06,990 --> 00:06:10,350 I agree that the Hemsdale merger was a pretty sleazy deal. 100 00:06:10,610 --> 00:06:13,610 But you've got to weigh the good with the bad on the scales of injustice. 101 00:06:15,370 --> 00:06:21,710 Let's say this bowl is the 1 ,800 workers, and this banana 102 00:06:21,710 --> 00:06:24,130 represents Syntram's corporate health. 103 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:25,850 So they're equally important. 104 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:32,650 But, Alec, those people are going to be collecting unemployment, which was a 105 00:06:32,650 --> 00:06:34,170 drain on the Federal Reserve. 106 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:38,980 In addition, there's the lost revenue to all the smaller businesses that dealt 107 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:39,899 with it. 108 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:44,780 Finally, and most important of all, there's the human factor, the 109 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:51,040 Syntram's corporate health is an illusion that is easily stripped away. 110 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:55,200 You see, when you take all of these factors into consideration, the 111 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:59,400 implementation of this merger is not congruent with the public good. 112 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,440 I rest my case. 113 00:07:09,450 --> 00:07:10,810 What are you going to do, Uncle Ned? 114 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:13,590 I don't know. 115 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:16,410 Look for something simple. 116 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:19,250 Cottage in the country. 117 00:07:20,310 --> 00:07:21,890 Swing on the old oak tree. 118 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,210 White picket fence. 119 00:07:26,590 --> 00:07:27,890 Will you marry me, Alice? 120 00:07:56,270 --> 00:07:57,270 No, am I awake? 121 00:07:57,290 --> 00:07:58,670 I've been up all night worrying. 122 00:07:59,150 --> 00:08:00,210 About the FBI? 123 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:06,010 No, about Joey LaGrande's baseball mitt. Oh, well, honey, I can... Who the hell 124 00:08:06,010 --> 00:08:07,370 is Joey LaGrande? 125 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:11,390 He was a bully who used to push Ned around when we were kids. 126 00:08:11,970 --> 00:08:17,390 Well, one day, Ned got fed up, and he stole Joey LaGrande's baseball mitt. 127 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:20,910 Oh, great. The FBI will probably come looking for that, too. 128 00:08:21,990 --> 00:08:27,300 I told Ned that no matter what Joey had done, Stealing the mitt was wrong. 129 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,660 Well, Ned said he knew that, but he was scared to give it back. 130 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:40,200 So I took Ned to Joey's house, and I stood beside him while he gave the mitt 131 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,200 back to Joey. 132 00:08:44,380 --> 00:08:46,060 That's fascinating, Elise. 133 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,600 Don't you see? 134 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,060 I helped Ned. 135 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:52,900 I protected him because he was my little brother, and he needed... 136 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,710 He's still my little brother. 137 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,950 I think we ought to let him stay here, and I'm going to go tell him that, okay? 138 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:02,150 No, I don't think it's okay. 139 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:07,110 Now, look, I love your brother, and I'm worried about him, too, but he can't 140 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:08,450 stay here. Why not? 141 00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:11,770 Elise, he didn't just steal a baseball mitt this time. 142 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:15,030 He's scared, Stephen. That's why he came here. 143 00:09:15,230 --> 00:09:20,030 We can't turn him away now. The stakes are too high. Ned is not a child, Elise. 144 00:09:20,410 --> 00:09:24,140 Yes, he is. In many ways... He's still a child. That's because you treat him 145 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:25,140 like one. 146 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,940 You can't keep bailing him out every time he gets into trouble. 147 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:33,040 He's committed a crime, and we can't be a party to that. 148 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:37,000 You know, I think maybe Ned was right. Maybe we are hypocrites. What? 149 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:42,240 I mean, when Ned told us what he'd done, we immediately condemned him for it. 150 00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:45,710 There was a point in our lives where we would have applauded... what he did. 151 00:09:45,850 --> 00:09:47,710 What Ned did was not simply a protest. 152 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:51,490 It was one man taking the law into his own hands because he thinks he's right. 153 00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:53,210 That's nothing I can applaud. 154 00:09:56,490 --> 00:09:57,490 Hello. 155 00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:00,190 It's Mrs. Obeck next door. 156 00:10:01,550 --> 00:10:02,750 Hi, Mrs. Obeck. 157 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:08,590 Mrs. Obeck, I'm sorry if we were making too much noise. 158 00:10:09,930 --> 00:10:10,930 What's that? 159 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:14,470 Ned is Elisa's brother. 160 00:10:15,850 --> 00:10:19,310 No, he is not going to stay here. 161 00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:27,010 Yes, I know Elise made a good point, but... Mrs. Olbeck, if 162 00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:30,150 you don't mind, this is a private matter. 163 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:32,770 Good night. 164 00:10:36,950 --> 00:10:42,930 She always takes your side. 165 00:10:45,450 --> 00:10:46,910 Elise, we shouldn't be fighting. 166 00:10:47,790 --> 00:10:50,730 I know how you feel about Ned, but this is his battle. 167 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,590 You can't protect him forever. 168 00:10:54,630 --> 00:10:57,010 Did you guys hear that? I think somebody's stealing the car. 169 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,209 I heard it, too. 170 00:10:58,210 --> 00:11:02,210 See if Ned's in his room. What do you think the odds are that Ned is in his 171 00:11:02,210 --> 00:11:03,210 room, Elise? 172 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,050 Uncle Ned's gone. 173 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,450 Alex is gone, too. 174 00:11:07,690 --> 00:11:08,690 Alex? Attention, 175 00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:15,430 please. 176 00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:19,760 Flight 437 to Miami Beach will be delayed for 30 minutes. 177 00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:27,380 All 178 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:34,340 right. 179 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:37,480 You've got me here safely. Now, I want you to go home in case anything goes 180 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:38,500 wrong. I don't want you involved. 181 00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:42,740 Uncle Ned, I may not agree with what you did. I may not even understand it. 182 00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:45,510 But you're my uncle, and I care about you, and I want to help. 183 00:11:46,170 --> 00:11:47,870 Alex, I will be fine by myself. 184 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,670 No, you won't. It's not even safe for you to talk to anyone. 185 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:53,530 This place could be crawling with FBI agents. 186 00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:54,770 Excuse me. 187 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,350 Do you know where Gate 27 is? 188 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,790 Uh, he doesn't speak English. 189 00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:05,410 Oh, well, then maybe you know where it is. 190 00:12:06,470 --> 00:12:07,810 I don't speak English either. 191 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,580 The trick is to be inconspicuous. 192 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,180 Act naturally. 193 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:24,360 Cool and collected. 194 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,460 Under no circumstances panic. 195 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,440 Okay. Ned! 196 00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:37,780 Uncle 197 00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:46,900 Ned, 198 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:51,630 why don't you just... Sit over here, and I'll go and buy your ticket. 199 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,130 Hi. Oh, hi. 200 00:13:01,270 --> 00:13:02,189 How's it going? 201 00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:03,190 Pretty good. 202 00:13:03,290 --> 00:13:04,290 Great, great. 203 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,430 Do you want something? 204 00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:07,790 Nah. 205 00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:11,690 Oh, yeah, yeah, there is one thing. I need an airline ticket. 206 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:15,230 What a break. I happen to sell airline tickets. 207 00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:18,390 Where do you want to go? 208 00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:20,330 What do you mean? 209 00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:23,830 I think the question is self -explanatory. 210 00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:26,370 Yeah, right. 211 00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:31,630 Um, I haven't really decided yet. Let me just step back and look at the big 212 00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:33,590 board and see what strikes my fancy. 213 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,350 Seattle. 214 00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:43,770 Okay. 215 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:48,520 Next flight leaves in one hour. Name, please? 216 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:49,740 Alex Keaton. 217 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:53,360 No, wait a minute. Not Alex Keaton. 218 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,160 Not Alex Keaton. 219 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:59,160 No, no. Ned Donnelly. 220 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,020 No, no, no. 221 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:05,540 Not Ned Donnelly. My name is definitely not Ned Donnelly. 222 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,340 You had less trouble picking a city. 223 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:14,300 Look, kid, relatively speaking, this is one of life's easier questions. 224 00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:16,420 What's your name? 225 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,100 Alfredo Gomez. 226 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:27,220 You sure? 227 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,060 Hey, I ought to know my own name. 228 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:32,780 I should have guessed it. 229 00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:35,000 It's written all over your face. 230 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,120 Senor. 231 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,800 Okay, Gomez. 232 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:43,580 Cash or charge? 233 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,240 Cast your charge. 234 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,860 Cast your charge. Let me think. 235 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,100 I'll be glad to wait while you go ask. 236 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,140 Thanks. 237 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:53,739 Excuse me. 238 00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:54,760 Mr. Carlisle. 239 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,020 Hello, Alex. 240 00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:58,740 Hello. Small world, isn't it? 241 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:00,220 Round two. 242 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,040 What are you doing here? 243 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:05,420 Where? Here, here. 244 00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:06,660 Oh, here. 245 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,880 What am I doing here? I come here a lot. 246 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:10,759 Oh, you do? 247 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,180 Yeah. I like airports. 248 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,200 I like to pretend that I'm going somewhere. 249 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,720 Mr. Gomez, do you want smoking or non -smoking? 250 00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:28,200 Are you talking to me? 251 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:29,900 Si. 252 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,240 My name is not Gomez. 253 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,620 Do you want to go back to one of your old names? 254 00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:39,880 Or do you have a new one for me? 255 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:41,760 This guy's crazy. 256 00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:44,940 Cut the charade, Alex. I followed you here from your house. 257 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,420 Boy, that traffic was something, wasn't it? 258 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,080 Look, Alex, you're... Look, Alex, 259 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:52,820 you're a good kid. 260 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:56,600 I'm going to have to arrest Uncle Ned. I don't want you to be involved. Go home, 261 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:57,960 Alex. Please, Mr. 262 00:15:58,260 --> 00:16:02,680 Carlyle, please, don't arrest Uncle Ned. He had a good reason. Just let him 263 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,080 explain. I'm sorry, Alex. 264 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,440 Okay. 265 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:07,780 Whoa. 266 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,660 I wasn't thinking. 267 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,860 I was trying to help Uncle Ned. 268 00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,220 I felt so bad for Uncle Ned. 269 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,660 All right, all right, come on. We're not going to solve anything by standing 270 00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:24,660 around and worrying. 271 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:26,460 You've got to get to school. 272 00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:28,000 I've got to get to work. 273 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,060 We're all going to look pretty silly unless we get dressed first. 274 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,280 Come on. 275 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:51,960 Your tea's ready. 276 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,020 Are you all right? Why are you here? 277 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,940 Fine, and I don't know. 278 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,260 I was worried about Alex. Did he make it back okay? Yeah, Alex is fine. 279 00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:03,940 Good. They're looking for me at the airport now. If it's okay, I'd like to 280 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,960 out here until I can think of something else. Just a night or two, all right? 281 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,099 No, that's not all right. 282 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:11,480 Why not? 283 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,900 I think you should turn yourself in. 284 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:19,140 I love you, Ned, but I can't bail you out this time. Are you implying that 285 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:21,599 have been other times when you've had to, quote, bail me out? 286 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,880 Do you want a list? 287 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,520 Name one, Elise. 288 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:27,619 The time you took Dad's car without permission? 289 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:30,860 Oh, come on, Elise. Kids do that kind of stuff all the time. 290 00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:32,560 You left him in Cleveland. 291 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:36,180 He had bus fare. 292 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:40,400 Maybe this isn't all your fault. 293 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:44,700 I know I coddled you and I always tried to make things right for you. 294 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,180 But I've got to say no to you sometime. 295 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,620 Look, Elise, come on. I mean, what's a couple of days? You won't even know I'm 296 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:56,080 here. You don't understand this, do you? You don't need a big sister anymore. 297 00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:57,260 You need a lawyer. 298 00:17:57,940 --> 00:17:59,600 I begged you to go to law school. 299 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,540 This is not a game. 300 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,840 You are not a kid anymore. For God's sake, will you please grow up? 301 00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:10,400 Mom. Uncle Ned. 302 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:11,820 Oh, hey, Gomez. Como esta? 303 00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:18,500 Listen, Carlisle's back, and there's another guy with him. 304 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:24,040 Just give me ten minutes. Ned! It's all the head start I need. 305 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,860 No, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to take my word for it. He's not up 306 00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:29,720 there. Okay, okay. Then where is he? 307 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,219 Who are you? 308 00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:38,720 Uh, Alise, this is Mr. Peterson. He is the president of the Cintram 309 00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:42,570 And, uh, you know Mr. Carlisle. 310 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:44,130 Nice to see you all again. 311 00:18:45,110 --> 00:18:48,850 All right, enough chatting. Where is he? I presume you're referring to my 312 00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:51,030 brother. No, I'm looking for the Pope. 313 00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:52,730 Did you try Rome? 314 00:18:54,110 --> 00:18:55,750 Or maybe he's touring somewhere. 315 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,710 That wasn't funny, kid. 316 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,350 You watch how you speak to my daughter, Mr. Peterson. 317 00:19:01,650 --> 00:19:02,710 That's telling him, Steve. 318 00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:05,470 Carlisle, this is supposed to be an arrest. 319 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,610 That doesn't mean it can't be pleasant. 320 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,080 Look, we know, Nancy, I knew it yesterday. 321 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,840 That's why I had Mr. Peterson fly in. 322 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:17,480 Mr. Carlisle, I'm sorry we lied to you yesterday. To be honest, we were very 323 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:21,820 scared, but I'm telling you the truth when I say now that Ned is not here. 324 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,620 Hi. 325 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,360 Who's here? 326 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,140 What a pleasant surprise. 327 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,540 It's, uh, Ned. 328 00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:40,590 Just passing through? 329 00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:42,630 No, I came to have you arrested, Ned. 330 00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:44,710 That was my next guess. 331 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,170 All right, look, Ned, here's the deal. 332 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:53,110 If you issue a formal apology and give us that computer access number, we may 333 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:57,130 willing to reduce some of the charges against you. Rob, I'm turning myself in, 334 00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,670 but I don't plan to reveal that code. 335 00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:01,150 Now, don't be a fool. 336 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:05,150 You know as well as I do that computer can be programmed to crack that code all 337 00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:06,150 by itself. 338 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:11,050 Yeah, that's true. Oh, and you probably also know that it'll take about 8 .7 339 00:20:11,050 --> 00:20:12,050 years. 340 00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:14,390 But, uh, I'm willing to wait if you are. 341 00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:16,930 I'll see you in the car, Ned. 342 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,930 You know, you really blew it. 343 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,730 You had such a big future at Cintram. 344 00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:28,250 Why, in 15 years, you could have been running the whole place. 345 00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:30,970 How long you figure it'll take me now? 346 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:38,300 Get your things. We're going downtown. 347 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,960 I've always wanted to say that. 348 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,200 What made you stop and come back? 349 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,060 I tripped over Jennifer's baseball mitt. 350 00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:49,080 I think I tore some ligaments. 351 00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:51,500 Sorry, Uncle Ned. 352 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,540 No, no, no. Actually, I'm glad it happened. 353 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:59,940 As I was lying there on the edge of the front lawn, writhing in pain, 354 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:05,100 desperately trying to flag down a ride, I thought about something. 355 00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:12,350 What? I thought about Cleveland and Dad and... About that time, Elise, when I 356 00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:17,310 stole Joey Legrande's baseball mitt and you took me back to his house and made 357 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,310 me give it back to him. 358 00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:20,750 And then you beat the hell out of him. 359 00:21:25,270 --> 00:21:26,550 You didn't tell me that part. 360 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,920 time ago. 361 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,760 At least, I didn't want to give Joey his baseball mitt back then, and I 362 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:37,120 certainly don't want to go back to New York now, but if I'm going to be 363 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,340 these battles, I should at least do it in person. 364 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,880 Okay, monkey face. 365 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,260 I want you to remember one thing. 366 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,860 What? Never swing at curveballs on the outside corner. 367 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:57,420 Mallory, remember, when all else fails, X equals 8. 368 00:21:58,420 --> 00:21:59,800 Don't try not to forget. 369 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:08,600 Alex, big business can be exciting and challenging, but don't put 370 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,600 blinders on. 371 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,640 Always remember the things that are really important. 372 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:15,300 Two secretaries, huh? Exactly. 373 00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:22,340 Well, thanks for putting up with me, Steve. I know it's been rough. 374 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,420 Well, hey, sometimes it's rough, but it's never dull. 375 00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:32,660 Who knows, Elisa, I may just grow up yet. 376 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,100 I think maybe you already have. 377 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,400 I love you, Ned. I love you, too. 378 00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:41,800 Take care of yourself, Mr. Carlisle. 379 00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:46,780 Goodbye, Ned. 380 00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:21,390 Sit, Ubu, sit. 381 00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:22,810 Good dog.